Man my last day in the ranch was like out of wack! Okay, okay, so we woke up in the morning, went downt he the corral and drank some milk, chilled around for a bit. Then one of the farm dudes showed up and we decided to go seperate some bulls up in the other pastures. SOOOOO, we road up there on horse back, both me and daniel were short of hats so we wrapped our shirts around our heads and went around looking like the alciada brothers XD. Didn't help that I had like three knives with me. XDDDD. Okay so we went up there did our thing, got to the second coral were we did the seperations and all that, half the time me and daniel were doing nothing since we didn't know what was going on.

So, here sthe good part, dad gave my brother his camera to hold for a while. And a five hundred dolar camera in the back pocke of some kid ridding horse back is the worst possible combination ever. So he went to sat down, then took the camera out after he hear the crack, and low and behold the screen was split in two. Blood went cold right there, right there I was thinking ahead to our funeral. So we were freakin out okay, my dad wasn't int he corral so we were okay for the time being, but we couldn't settle down. We were like asking people for advice of how to lie to our dad to make it look like we were innocent int he whole thing and all that. And thankfully he didn't ask for that when we set out again.

So my dad went ahead home, thank sweet merciful Jesus Christ he didn't ask about the camera. So we were left ridding back and forth, well after I chased my stupid horse half across the continent, the thing wasn't trained right so instead of comming ot me it ran away. XD. Okay so the bull business was done with, its the end of the day, were heading back home, me my brother, and my dad's friend. (dad's already back home)

Now this is where it gets real stupid. On the way home we were forgetting compeltely about the camera we left at the house after lunch and we where heading back right, now here's the problem, all of us were so tired, our butts were hurting so much from ridding all day, that we just started walking lacing the horses reigns together (except mine) and pulling them as a whole. So while we were walking we saw this supper sweet rock pile made by the tractors and me and my brother were already thinking, last day here, lets climb it!

It was the dumbest decision we've EVER made. The rock pile was only half rock, the rest was dirt, as soon as we got to the top there was an ultimate mud slide. It was an avalanche compeletly, we got hit by so many rocks, we were at the bottom getting so cut up, so filled up with dirt, we came out of there looking so white, it was like we were ghosts. The rocks were charp above everything too.
So we're all cut up, where miles from home, my dad's friend wen right ahead and took the horses home while were were climibing, completly oblivious to the fact that we were almost bleading to death. So the only horse left was mine, so we both got on, my brother wrapping MY shirt around his foot to stop the bleading there.

He sat ont he horses ass I got the sattle (cause you know, it was my horse) so we were heading back, it's already night, and when we reached, not even the house, but the lower feilds, low and behold my dad was sitting there in the calf pin watching us. Right now we were both thinking of the camera and how were're late, and all the things he could yell at us for taking so long, including why we were all cut up. So basically we were screwed. Thank God, he didn't find out about the camera, he didn't see us since it was dark, and he didn't care about the time because we rode back with his friend. We were off the hook clean. I mean aside from the huge adventure of it, we had the biggest laugh of our lives. Seriously, how can you miss a fifty zilion dollar camera sitting on you're desk, that's slpit in half through the screen. And above all, it was dark, he didn't even notice that we were on horses! That was hillarious! Okay well, that's my monthly rant, see ya'll next time something stupid happenst o me.